Except for a lady’s hairbrush, few spanking implements are as domestic as the humble wooden spoon or common spatula, which are always handy whenever someone misbehaves in the kitchen.

Here professional disciplinarian Dana Specht appears ready to flash-fry a pair of naughty hams with her own spatula. We bet those slots will really sting! (Plus they’ll give the recipient some nice grille marks to help him remember the day’s lesson.)