If we could only somehow coax New Zealand icon Lucy Lawless into the F/M Spanking World, just think of all the elaborate and exotic corporal punishment fantasies she could help us with.

In addition to enthusiastically filling the roles of a legendary warrior princess, a sadistic Cylon and now a Roman domina on the cable series Spartacus, Ms. Lawless also played a Mother Superior in the classic 2009 film Bitch Slap.

All that experience would prove invaluable when dealing with a wide range of misbehaving males, from naughty adult schoolboys to defiant young gladiators who need to be whipped into shape.

(We wonder if she gets to keep all of her costumes?)

 

She’s played a kick-ass secret agent, a comic book assassin, a World War II nurse and Jason Bateman’s wife.

We think that more-than-qualifies Jennifer Garner to join the F/M spanking world, where she can put all those take charge skills to work.

This lovely lady also receives buku bonus points for her nine years of ballet, for the fact that her mom was an English teacher, and because she accessorizes her skimpy lingerie with a riding crop.

Professional beach volleyball player, model and writer Gabrielle Reece is high on the list of personalities we’d love to welcome into the F/M Spanking World.

A two-time offensive player of the year for the Women’s Beach Volleyball League (WBVL), this 6′ 2″ athlete has the height, reach and conditioning to spike the tar out of a leather volleyball. It makes us wonder what her powerful right arm and iron hand could do a defenseless bare bottom.

Just for something different, here are a couple of panels from a one-shot independant comic published back in the (yikes) 1980s. The spanking lifestyle was still underground then, so it was always a thrill to see references pop up in mainstream media.

We think the artist was trying to make the point that if you repress normal desires, they may become perverted. We might agree with that in general terms, since repression is typically not a good thing. However, we tend to view adult spanking as a form of erotica, rather than deviant or negative behavior.

Spanking enthusiasts come from so many different backgrounds, it’s really impossible to make any sweeping statements about why they like what they like. Our opinion is, don’t worry so much about the source of your desire. Go to that professional disciplinarian if you want to. Get spanked! Scratch that itch. It’s good, clean fun and you’ll feel so much better afterwards.

To prepare for the lead role of Tanya Cheex in the 1997 mainstream film Preaching to the Perverted, actress Guinevere Turner participated in actual domination sessions at New York’s Nutcracker Suite under the tutelage of famed dominatrix Mistress Diane.

The film takes a lighthearted and sympathetic look at the British fetish scene in the late 1990s. It covers a wide spectrum BDSM activities, and there are several spanking references and butt-whacking scenes.

Male subs are smacked with paddles, a young woman is whipped over a spanking horse, a matron is discovered with a schoolroom shrine in her basement, and there are many other verbal and visual spanking tidbits.

Interestingly, Guinevere co-wrote the screenplay for the HBO movie The Notorious Bettie Page and also wrote for and appeared in the Showtime series The L Word.

Click Here to see the trailer on YouTube.

Kyra Gracie is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt, a multiple title holder and a member of the famed Gracie family of Jiu-Jitsu masters. It’s safe to say she doesn’t have to tolerate a lot of guff from anyone.

The way she grips the cloth belt from her uniform makes us feel that she’d be very comfortable slipping a heavy leather belt from the loops of her jeans – if she ever decided to whip a deserving bottom.

We think the 6′ tall, Holland-born actress and model Famke Janssen has the chops to make a smashing disciplinarian.

You might remember Famke as the sadistic Russian operative, Xenia Onatopp, in the James Bond film Goldeneye. She’s also played a telepathic mutant in the X-Men films, an alien-controlled high-school teacher in the scifi B-movie The Faculty, and a  transsexual life coach on the cable drama Nip/Tuck.

All we can say is, the lady has range. And she doesn’t mind posing as a dominatrix.

Based on her work for Jordache, it’s obvious the German-born Heidi Klum is comfortable with fetish imagery. Any supermodel who’s willing to pose in nothing but jeans and a whip is OK in our book.

Playing beach paddle ball seems to be keeping Jessica Biel in excellent shape. Judging from her athletic physique, we bet she has a devastating fore-swing.

Dear Jessica, if you ever tire of whacking the tar out of that inanimate rubber ball, we just want you to know that there are other applications for your paddle.

In the music video for their song Sonne, the German group Rammstein plays a cadre of hard-working dwarves who serve a gold-dust-snorting Snow White, played by Russian soap-opera star Yulia Stepanova.

The dwarves are quite devoted to their gigantic mistress — combing her raven hair and polishing her apples – but when they displease her, she bares their little bottoms and gives them the flat of her enormous palm. (That’s certainly one way to keep the workers in line.)

It’s all a bit strange, but hey, we live for that. Click Here to watch the video on YouTube.