After receiving almost 200 cane strokes — both fast and slow — across his behind, this poor little subbie will think twice about visiting Miss Jessica Wood without a proper offering. 

First he didn’t bring flowers, so Miss Jessica punished him with 12 strokes of the rattan. Then he said he didn’t have time to buy chocolates, which earned him another 24.

When Miss Jessica asked about the perfume he promised from last time, he lied and said they didn’t have it at the shop. Miss Jessica gave him 100 cuts for that.

Finally Miss Jessica asked for the gorgeous little negligee she pointed out on a website for him. He didn’t follow through with that either, so she awarded him another 50 strokes on his welted backside.

Hopefully that lengthy chastisement will remind him to bring a few tokens of appreciation next time.